key ring

• I started seizing in my desk and everyone was saying how they should put something in my mouth until some genius reads the card on my key ring which tells him not to 'cause it could break my teeth.
  لابد أن يضعوا شيئاً على فمي حتى قام عبقري ما بقراءة الكارت الذي يخبرهم أنلا يفعلوا لأنه يمكن أن أكسر أسناني